Legal Notices (Otherwise known as boring legal shit)

CONTENT IS PROTECTED BY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY LAWS
All materials contained on this Website, including but not limited to, all text, photos, graphics, audio, and/or video, are protected by copyright laws, which are hereby asserted by the author, Simon Jones. Copyrights and other proprietary rights in the content on this website may also be owned by individuals and entities other than Simon Jones.

FAIR USE IS PERMITTED
Fair use of copyrighted material owned by Simon Jones includes the use of protected materials for non-commercial educational purposes, such as teaching, scholarship, research, criticism, commentary, news reporting, language research, and other content. Unless otherwise noted, users who wish to download or print text and image files from this website for such uses may do so without express permission, provided that they comply with the following conditions:

  1. The content may only be used for personal, educational, noncommercial, or language research purposes;
  2. Users must cite the author and source of the content as they would material from any printed work;
  3. The citation must include all copyright information and other information associated with the content and the URL of the 'Meanwhile' website;
  4. None of the content may be altered or modified;
  5. Users must comply with all other terms or restrictions which may be applicable to the individual file, image or text;

GENERAL DISCLAIMER
Information on 'Meanwhile' may contain errors or inaccuracies; the site's proprietor and author does not make any warranty as to the correctness or reliability of the site's content. Links to content on and quotation of material from other sites are not the responsibility of Simon Jones. Email and comments submitted to Simon Jones are considered his property and available for publication.

YOUR PRIVACY
Simon Jones is a staunch advocate of online privacy and cares about your privacy, possibly even more than you do! (Though if you're reading this then you probably care about your privacy too.)

COOKIE POLICY
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INFORMATION COLLECTION
On this site you will not be tracked, traced, or monitored in any way. This site doesn't use Google Analytics or any other service or social media platform to gather information or let any other individual, company, or organisation gather ANY data from this site.

RESERVATION OF RIGHTS
A failure of Simon Jones (owner/author of 'Meanwhile') to exercise any right provided for herein shall not be deemed to be a waiver of such right.

SEVERABILITY
If any provision of these Terms is found to be invalid under any applicable law, such provisions shall be deleted without affecting the remaining provisions herein.

YOUR SOUL
By reading content on this website in any portion or manner you hereby agree to grant Simon Jones an exclusive and non transferable option to claim, for now and for ever more, your immortal soul. Should Simon Jones wish to exercise this option, you hereunder agree to surrender your immortal soul, and any claim thereof, within 7 (seven) days of receiving written notification from Simon Jones or one of his duly authorized minions. (Okay this one isn't real, but people rarely read legal notices so you never really know what you agree to each time you carelessly disregard the boring legal shit that maybe, just maybe, is made wordy and boring for a reason.)